Eating S'mores

L: I got it in my hair and I haven't even taken a bite yet!

And then later...

W: We are such a family...

Google

While doing internet research for homework:

"I'm on, like, the third page of Google and I've never been that far before."

AP Literature

Using her new found knowledge from her AP Lit homework...
C: Peppa Pig is Jesus
C: Also, both Edward and Jacob from Twilight.

And then she proves it.

She's hilarious

When talking to a teacher about what kind of minivan we have:

"I don't know the breeds of cars, or anything,  but it's like every other one you see out there."

And when talking about apples at lunchtime:

"My grandfather was a produce manager so he knows all the Gucci vegetables."

I love this girl!

At Promotion

L: (wearing her promotion ceremony robe) I look like a maroon burrito...

Number 1

L: "You have to be odd to be number 1."
C: "When you're odd you can't even."

Dinner Conversations

L: "Stuff keeps falling out of my taco!"
Dad: "So, use your fork."
L: "I have a fork!?!"